**snerk.**

[ladybug_archive]

I found a rare all-dialogue drabble that I wrote a couple months or so ago, apparently based in the T&D RP verse with Aubrie, as it's Cloud, Seph, Zack, and Aerith currently in the house. They're discussing the contents of the fridge. I think I never posted it because it's all-dialogue, and nonsense, but eh, it's amusing. I especially like Cloud and Sephiroth snarking at the beginning.


~There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his~

"Cloud?"

"What."

"Would you mind telling me what's in the fridge?"

"Food. Isn't that what's always in a fridge?"

"Very funny. The last time I checked, bluish-green fuzz was not part of any of the recognized food groups."

"You're saying something went moldy in there?"

"You should know. It isn't anything of mine."

"I didn't let anything go bad."

"Then who did? Zack will eat almost anything, and apparently not even he could stomach this. And Aerith doesn't believe in wasting food."

"Maybe it's not even mold."

"I think I can recognize fungus, Cloud."

"Okay, okay. I'll come look at it."

"..."

"..."

"Well?"

"You're right, it's mold."

"It's your turn to clean the fridge."

"I just took my turn! You're just trying to get out of it!"

"I cleaned the fridge after you did. Remember the rotten lettuce?"

"... Hey, what's going on?"

"There's something that doesn't belong in the fridge, and Sephiroth doesn't want to get rid of it!"

"It's not mine. Why should I?"

"It isn't mine either!"

"Whoa, whoa. Come on, if it's not yours, Seph, and it's not yours, either, Cloud, it must be mine."

"Well, look at it then."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You know, I'm not sure what it is either."

"Maybe all of you boys should clean the fridge, then."

"Aerith!"

"If none of you can figure out what it is, then how do you know who it belongs to?"

"Maybe it's even yours."

"Oh, you know I wouldn't be wasting food."

"... Hey, what happened to that leftover casserole that got burned up and no one could stand eating it?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Maybe we'll all better clean the fridge."

Comments

[cskazaam.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's amusing! It's funny imagining the Great Sephiroth arguing over something as mundane as cleaning mold. And Cloud complains about him to Zack because he doesn't want to take responsibility either. XD

Of course...I'd do exactly the same thing. XD

And I love the poem at the top! **still snickering** It fits perfectly.

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

XD That's the first verse from Living in the Fridge, by Weird Al. **will have to send it.** The song inspired the whole drabble.

[amanechan.livejournal.com]

"I think I can recognize fungus, Cloud." = major lolz. Also the bit about Zack eating everything. XD This was pretty hilarious, I gotta say. X3

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

XD Definitely one of my fave Seph lines I've done. LOL.

^^ I picture Zack as someone who probably has a stomach of steel. XD

[garowyn.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing* And I like that beginning blurb there. ^_^

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

^^ I could send you the Weird Al fridge song, if you'd like!

[garowyn.livejournal.com]

Sure! Did you send any other songs? Well, it should be good to go; I haven't checked that account yet, but I will.

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did send one. ^^ Yakusoku, I think....