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From Stacey and Candy.
Give me a fandom and I'll fill out the following shipping-related questions for it:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:
EDIT: I leave no guarantees that I will be able to make a complete list for any fandom. XD; I'm that disinterested in the pairing scene.
Give me a fandom and I'll fill out the following shipping-related questions for it:
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:
EDIT: I leave no guarantees that I will be able to make a complete list for any fandom. XD; I'm that disinterested in the pairing scene.
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Date: 2008-07-18 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-18 03:24 pm (UTC)One True Pairing Ship: Seto/Téa
Canon Ship: Pegasus/Cecelia
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Alister/Valon. WTH? Also, Seto/Serenity. I understand the concept, but I strongly dislike the pairing.
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship: If it means a pairing that I think is sick, but don't ship personally, then Seto/Mokuba, or any combination of Ishtars paired. I don't ship any pairings that I think are sick.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Joey/Mai? **shrugs.** I bounce back and forth with whether I like it or not.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: ... Does this ship mean I like it even though it's like a car crash? Or does that mean I don't like it because of that? If it's the latter, Seto/Ishizu, totally. I do not get it. If it's the former, I don't ship car crashes.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Yugi/Téa
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Pegasus/his Toon monsters, Siegfried/Brunnhilde
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Seto/Alister
"When all is said and done" Ship: ... **shrugs helplessly.** I can't think of anything I haven't mentioned already.
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Date: 2008-07-18 03:37 pm (UTC)Yeah, I sometimes dabble in Joey/Mai, too. ^^
LOL, I almost considered trying this meme, but then I realized that I might have a tough time with it, too. XD
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Date: 2008-07-18 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-18 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-18 03:10 pm (UTC)One True Pairing Ship: Nephrite/Naru
Canon Ship:
That one is canon. XD; **thinks of another.**Mamoru/Usagi"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: I dunno ... I really get bugged when Usagi is paired with one of the other girls. She isn't interested in girls that way. XD;
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship: I'm not into crack ships, either. XD;
"I dabble a little" Ship: Kunzite/Venus, Motoki/Jupiter (live-action only)
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
I don't ship car crashes.SetsunaKou promotes a very amusing pairing of Uranus and ... whichever Sailor Star she clashes with, which I'd enjoy seeing in action, but overall I doubt it'd work. Since Uranus is with Neptune and all."Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Can't think of one. XD;
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Not available
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Any General/Senshi pairing except Kunzite/Venus and the one below.
"When all is said and done" Ship: Nephrite/Mercury (live-action only)
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Date: 2008-07-18 03:32 pm (UTC)One True Pairing Ship: Don't have one
Canon Ship: ... Are there any actual canon ships? Most anything I can think of (aside from pairings established in Disney films) is ambiguous and only interpreted one way or another by fans.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Cloud/Sephiroth, Sephiroth/Cid (YES, I SAW SOMEONE SHIP THAT FOR KH!)
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship: Sephiroth/Kairi. .___. WTH?! Sephiroth does not rob the cradle!
"I dabble a little" Ship: Sora/Kairi
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Sephiroth/anybody, really. XD; Just ... no.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Riku/Kairi
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Not available
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Axel/Roxas
"When all is said and done" Ship: Can't think of one.
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Date: 2008-07-18 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-07-19 03:01 am (UTC)Canon Ship:
This is canon!... Cid/Shera"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Cloud/Sephiroth, Vincent/Cid, Vincent/Hojo (YES, I'VE NOW SEEN PEOPLE WRITE THIS!)
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship: Sephiroth/Yuffie
"I dabble a little" Ship: Cloud/Tifa
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Sephiroth/anyone
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Cloud/Aerith (what about Zaaack?!)
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship: Not available
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Sephiroth/Aerith
"When all is said and done" Ship: Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa
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Date: 2008-07-20 09:58 pm (UTC)I don't really understand Seph/Yuffie or Seph/Aerith, either. XD;
Yay for Zack/Aerith! ^^ And Cloud/Tifa can be pretty awesome, too. ^^
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Date: 2008-07-21 08:27 am (UTC)And then there's Seph/Tifa, which is so immeasurably bizarre. Tifa's never shown any indication that she liked Seph at all. XD; More like just the opposite, even before he flipped. At least Cloud/Seph admittedly has some (teeny weenie) basis because Cloud cared about him so much. I just can't see Seph and Tifa getting along at all. Which is why she's never quite warmed up to him in T&D verse, either.
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Date: 2008-07-21 11:36 pm (UTC)Yeah, I think Tifa actually sent Zack a phone message wondering if Seph was always like.... Seph. XD And if other SOLDIERs were the same! LOL. And she totally hated him after what he did at Nibelheim.
Honestly, if people want to do odd pairings, fine, but there should at least be *some* small basis for it! XD;
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Date: 2008-07-22 12:46 am (UTC)**muses.** I don't think Barret will ever totally warm up to Seph, either. He'll come to respect and tolerate him more after the earthquake thing, but they'll never be buddy-buddy.'
**nodnod.** I'm still trying to figure out where the basis for Vincent/Cid comes from. XD; Or any Cid slash pairing, really. I mean, of all the characters, Cid seems like one of the ones who would be homosexual or bi least of all.
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Date: 2008-07-22 11:44 pm (UTC)**nods.** That sounds good! I can't see Barret being really friendly with Seph, either.
Yeah, I know! Cid totally seems like he'd be against the idea. XD Besides, Cid's got Shera! How did Vincent, of all people, ever enter the picture? XD;
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Date: 2008-07-23 01:41 am (UTC)Yeah. Barret actually being friendly with Seph would ... probably be kinda scary. XD;
**snerk.** That's what I can't figure out. I didn't even remember Vincent interacted with Cid that much to begin with! And Vincent's so hung up on Lucrecia it's just really hard to picture him not being straight.
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Date: 2008-07-23 02:21 am (UTC)Yeah, he didn't interact with Cid much at all, except maybe for the part where Cid was actually the leader of Avalanche for a short while. If anything, I remember Vincent being rather indifferent to him. XD And there was certainly nothing in DoC that would indicate anything either! Man, seems like some people just like to take the two people least likely to be interested in each other and stick them together. XD; I guess if two characters even take one look at each other, they're forever doomed! XD;
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Date: 2008-07-23 02:36 am (UTC)LOL! It's a shame that that's actually true about the one look.
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