This should be amusing.

From Stacey and Candy.

Give me a fandom and I'll fill out the following shipping-related questions for it:

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick *bleep!*" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

EDIT: I leave no guarantees that I will be able to make a complete list for any fandom. XD; I'm that disinterested in the pairing scene.